The Skank-Man is interested in the following:

Skankin wit da big time Holy Skank-Daddy:

Amen! Glory ! No, I mean it:>) Check out the praise songs He gave me, if you don't believe it:>)

Scarfin some good füd:

Like, steak and vegies, cause their good for me!!!! And $1.00 burgers are my favorite price, so if you're a girl and I ask you out.  "Just say no"!!! Be nice though, cause I'm tender hearted:(). I like brownies and ice cream too!!! But I can't have that either!!:(

Doin sum weird tings:

I don't know what to put here. Bruce Coffman wrote these dumb headings!!!